Paired to Perfection

Episode 19: What’s Up, Doc?

Painkiller

Strong | Fruity | Decadent

It seems like nowadays, the only way doctors help us is by loading us up with pills. Pills for this. Pills for that. But really what we need is a different kind of painkiller. One filled with pineapple, coconut, and rum. We’re pretty sure drinking this will cure all your problems. Okay, maybe not, but it’s worth a try! Don’t forget to rim your glass with coconut and sprinkle some cinnamon on top to make it the perfect tropical medicine.

Squad Rating: 10/10

Danny Lloyd

Unknown ~ April 25, 2018

Danny Lloyd, aka Rooster, aka Winston, aka Pizza Pop, passed away on April 25th at the age of 64, “to avoid having to pay taxes for the past year and to avoid another year of his New York Yankees not winning the World Series.” A celebration of life was held on May 20, 2018 ...read more

at Davidson Funeral Home in Lexington, with friends and family gathering to remember the man who proudly called himself a “facilitator of supply/demand economics.” Danny was a life-long ticket scalper and broker, and not without humor—once claiming a Carolina fan needed to buy fast if he wanted to hear Dean Smith sing the National Anthem. Known for his generosity, Danny gave away many of his possessions in his final months—most notably his car, which he left to twelve different friends depending on who visited him last. He was cremated for two reasons: his family refused to honor his request to be posed in a corner holding signs that read “Buying Tickets” and “Selling Tickets,” and he probably wouldn’t have sat still for it anyway. As a diehard Wake Forest Demon Deacons fan (thanks to his brother), he jokingly requested six Wake Forest pallbearers so the Deacs could “let him down” one last time. And to the Hampton Inn: rest easy, your satisfaction guarantee is safe—he won’t be checking in again. Attendees of his memorial were advised to ignore any of Danny’s scalper friends trying to “upgrade” their seats. And to potential crooks reading the obituary: his friends and family have nothing of value—remember, the car was gifted twelve ways. One of his sons is Chris “Country” Lloyd, so it’s not worth the risk. Danny loved his siblings a little, his children more, and his grandkids most of all. They were the reason he spent his final four years sober, generous, and full of love. We loved him. And we already miss him.

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Episode 20: I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This

Rouge Ales and Spirits Dead Guy Ale

Malty | Smooth Finish | Rich 6.8% ABV

“Our bold and complex Dead Guy Ale, a Maibock-style brew, has been introducing countless beer drinkers to craft beer worldwide for nearly 35 years. Deep honey in color, this ale offers a rich, malty aroma and hearty flavor with notes of caramel and herbal hops. The robust malt profile and sweetness are beautifully balanced, thanks to the liberal use of hops and our proprietary Pacman yeast. Still as drinkable as ever, Dead Guy Ale remains a timeless favorite.”

Squad Rating: 7.5/10 - would be higher if it wasn’t 90 degrees outside

Nevena Ann Topic

Unknown ~ Unknown

Ann would like to let you know that her work here is done. She received a call—an offer she couldn’t refuse—for an appointment from which she will not be returning. The assignment comes with a generous sign-on bonus: a reunion with long-missed family and friends. Her new mission takes her to a wonderful place where she will be ...read more

socializing, dancing, gardening, and reading to her heart’s content. Music, laughter, and love are guaranteed. Food is delicious and you never gain an ounce. She left detailed instructions for her husband and children to celebrate her mission here, which has now been completed. Low adherence to this instruction will not be tolerated. We want her to know she did a great job and we wish her a safe journey. We will remember her smile, her warmth, her energy, and her love for life, family, and friends—but also her dedication to students, colleagues, and clients, many of whom became friends. Ann worked hard her entire life, up until the very end, and made a difference in the lives of many. We invite you to join us and celebrate together.

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Episode 21: Submissions, Literally

Peach Blossom Mule made with Literally Vodka

Sweet | Refreshing | Crisp

A sweet southern twist on a classic cocktail. Using a “submitted” vodka and their recipe, this cocktail is the perfect sip for summer. Light, refreshing, with just a hint of sweetness, this cocktail is ideal for the beach, the boat, the pool, or just for an afternoon cocktail.

Literally Vodka’s Peach Blossom Mule Recipe

  • 2 oz Literally Vodka

  • .5 oz peach puree

  • 1 oz lime juice

  • Ginger Beer to fill

  • Fill a copper mule mug with ice. Add vodka, peach, and lime. Stir until fully mixed. Pour ginger beer to fill the mug and garnish with a lime and thyme sprig (we ran out of thyme…)

Squad Rating: 9/10 based on the level of sweetness

Dorothy A. Scrobola

July 14, 1930 ~ April 24, 2015

Dorothy A. "Stella" Scrobola was called home to our Lord on Friday, April 24, 2015. Born July 14, 1930, to Joseph and Anne Foley, Stella was a unique and caring individual who touched the lives of all who knew her. She married Charles C. Scrobola in 1957 and raised six loving children. ...read more

She was totally dedicated to her children in all aspects of their lives. Stella was a permanent fixture at the Wyoming Valley Airport where she was known for having a hug and kiss ready for everyone traveling through. A graduate of Hanover High School and the Nesbitt School of Nursing, Stella worked as a personal care nurse in Philadelphia while starting her family. Her devotion to her children was unmatched, and her influence continues to shape their lives today. She was preceded in death by her parents, Joe and Anne Foley; her sister, Marianne; brothers, Joe, Bill, and Robert; her son, John; and her husband, Charles C. Scrobola, M.D. Stella is survived by her children, Charles J. (Lisa), James (Joyce), Michael (Carol), Bridget, and Joseph (Sheryl); a shitload of grandchildren; and one big great-grandson. A Mass of Christian Burial was held at St. Monica Parish in West Wyoming, with interment at St. Mary's Cemetery in Hanover Township. There were no calling hours, just the love and memories she left behind.

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